What is Yard Tard?
1.
people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.
"Oh my gosh, those yard tards are gonna get hurt doing that."
2.
Derogitory term to describe a backyard wrestler.
"There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"
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3.
The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)
My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!
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