Yard Tard

What is Yard Tard?


1.

people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.

the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.

"Oh my gosh, those yard tards are gonna get hurt doing that."

2.

Derogitory term to describe a backyard wrestler.

"There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"

"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"

See backyard wrestling

3.

The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass

(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)

My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!

See retard, tard, special


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