What is Yardgnome?
1.
Used when describing a person thats short, standing still and looking good.
It is also an object made of porcelain. Very similar to the notorius elf and the hard2catch lepricon.
the word (adjective) was created by an prize winning yardgnome-imitator from norway. No data about the noun.
"Stop being a goddamn yardgnome and mingle with the tall people"
"You ran over my yardgnome"
