What is Yardifacts?
1.
Front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. The modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. Depending on who you are, it's either eye candy or an eye sore.
Me: "My yardifacts aren't *quite* whitetrash enough. Think I'll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!"
Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct."
See
Random Words:
1.
When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These ..
1.
The place where everyone goes when it snows. A paradise for "chuckin snawbaws at motors"
"You comin up qwu hill"
1..
