Yardifacts

What is Yardifacts?


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Front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. The modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. Depending on who you are, it's either eye candy or an eye sore.

Me: "My yardifacts aren't *quite* whitetrash enough. Think I'll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!"

Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct."

See kitsch, rube, tacky, whitetrash, lawn gnome, flamingo


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