What is Yardifacts?
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Front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. The modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. Depending on who you are, it's either eye candy or an eye sore.
Me: "My yardifacts aren't *quite* whitetrash enough. Think I'll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!"
Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct."
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Sentence used when talkin' to a homieto tell u wanna talk about girl friends or biatches from a party the day before or bitches in ..
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Anyone who shouts his mouth off and thinks he's great but is basically a cunt.
Pikey: oi! givus a fiva for the bus.
Me: fuck off ..
