What is Yardifacts?
1.
Front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. The modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. Depending on who you are, it's either eye candy or an eye sore.
Me: "My yardifacts aren't *quite* whitetrash enough. Think I'll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!"
Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct."
See
Random Words:
1.
When a male decides to enjoy the delights of a girl who has been visited by the titty fairies, though might not be overly blessed in oth..
1.
v.The act of fornicating a gerbil, hampster or guinea pig.
Man, I could huckaphamster right about now!
See huck, fuck, gerbil, hampste..
