Yard-long Hardon

What is Yard-long Hardon?


1.

To be caught up in a state of excessive excitement, obsession, yearning or overindulgence; either specifically sexual, or in a more general sense.

“Man, have you seen Cindy lately?”

“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”

“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”

“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”

“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”

See obsession


95

Random Words:

1. Scrobbing is the act of running a program that tracks what songs you are listening to and uploads them to a social network such as the w..
1. Used in a snoop doog music video. Means for sure, absolutely Are coming to the spot tonight ? -Yezzir! 2. Pharrells line, meaning &q..
1. 1. Part of the Big Mac description 2. Used to describe something really good whether it be cool or sexyAKA another version of "hel..