Yard-long Hardon

What is Yard-long Hardon?


1.

To be caught up in a state of excessive excitement, obsession, yearning or overindulgence; either specifically sexual, or in a more general sense.

“Man, have you seen Cindy lately?”

“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”

“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”

“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”

“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”

See obsession


67

Random Words:

1. Means Keep it Up. KUTGW means Keep up the good work and KIUA means Keep it up Abu! mmm.. Nice sig. i give it a 9/10. KIU. See kiu, goo..
1. Surfing the internet whilst at work Irish screen break = Looking at this spread sheet is starting to strain my eyes. I know, i'll ..
1. Qigong (Qi-Gong, Chi Kung), literally "Skill in working with Qi", is an exercise founded in Chinathat emphasizes slow, rhythmi..