What is Yarm?
1.
Small town in Teesside, North East UK. Really nice little place but full of arseholes with fake tan and stupid gay mullets talking about how much their latest Prada top cost them, the reality being they work in a clothes shop/bar for £4.50 an hour and they spent a month's wages on it.
The funny thing is the majority of people like this don't live in Yarm - they just aspire to and hail from a giant mock-tudor housing estate called Ingleby Barwick where the houses are 15cm apart, and their parents work in middle management and drive a Ford Mondeo.
"Went to Yarm last night"
"Was it full of cunts?"
"Yes"
2.
Stands for Yet Another Remake; refers to movie studios, etc., producing more and more movies which are remakes of older movies, books, etc., rather than original ideas.
A new Flash Gordon TV series on SciFi? Ugh, YARM.
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3.
To vomit, throw up, regurgitate, puke.
"There is yarm all over the bathroom!"
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4.
1)
A word used to describe a place that is stereotypically 80's, grey, bland and depressing. Can also be associated with the colour beige, and variations on beige.
2)
Used to describe things that are crappy, and generally useless. Can be used to define disgusting things aswell, like the mank that collects in the corners of rooms.
- That's just Yarm!
- This is absolutely Yarm
- Wow Yarm really looks bad on you
