What is Yarmite?
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Portmanteau term consiting of "Yarm" and "Socialite" - basically a wannabe who hangs out in the town of Yarm, near Middlesbrough, North East England ensuring everybody can see his or her latest pair of retro nike's and customised jeans. Also known to wear copious amounts of charity bands ("It's for charity! Me Nana died of cancer you know!"), and will obviously be wearing them in 6 months time when they aren't in fashion. Chyeeeeah right.
Females are always covered in make-up and fake-tan, males have whatever haircut David Cunting Beckham has this week.
"Yarmite's are all cunts who should be killed"
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1.People who have good taste in music.
2.People who arnt 11.
3.People who just really dont give a shit.
Dude do you listen to the jon..
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Semen, especially when released by masturbation.
"Where exactly in the Bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuc..
