Yarmouth

What is Yarmouth?


1.

Greasy, stinking, rubissh strewn, polluted East Anglian 'holiday' resort for obese, tattooed morons, largely populated by surly hoteliers, smackheads, muggers, salmonella and paedophiles.

'Visit Yarmouth and die' (of food poisoning).

2.

Overall not a bad place to live, around 8000 people, some bad areas but isnt there everywhere else? Usually not that busy anywhere in the town unless an event is being held. Consists of 3 areas, North End, Centre Town or Downtown, and South End. Mostly locals downtown hangin out at Jake's or Tim Hortons but you will find some tourists and even more at the hotels. The popular passenger ferry, "The Cat", runs in the spring to fall it makes trips to Portland, Maine and Bar Harbor, Maine. It also has the best lobster in the world and is the hometown of NHL player Jody Shelley on the Columbus Blue Jackets.

"Take a car, boat, bike or maybe even fly" Yarmouth, Nova Scotia

See yarmouth, nova scotia, north end, downtown, tourism, tourists

3.

Yarmouth has more STDs and Teen Pregnancies per capita than any other place in Canada. Its's a slow little town with a surprisingly huge semi-undercover drug dealing circle. It's home to many gangsters and prostitutes, and is the ghettoof Southern Nova Scotia. If you're going to go there, try not to get out of your car alone in the South End. Someone could attack you. Also home to a large number of homeless cats.

"So, what brings you to Yarmouth?"

"Drugs and whores."

See drugs, gangster, ghetto, sex, town

4.

A town in southwestern Nova Scotia. Known for its tourism it is full of crackpots and drug addicts. A very poor place and lots of underage drinking, parties everywhere. Litter all over the streets. Neighbourhoods are the South End ghetto, poor and drug heaven fake gangstas. Centertown or Downtownwith lots of tourists, another poor place, drugs everywhere, lots of litter and gangstas runnin from the cops. North End a middle-upper class area with streets of nice houses and cars, a few druggies not many. Pretty much the opposite of the other 2 neighbourhoods.

YARMOUTH, NOVA SCOTIA

Tourist from the ferry: Yuck this place is fuckin disgusting lets leave now and go to Halifax.

Another tourist: I agree lets get out

Gangstas: Yo yo fuck the police ill kill yall

See ghetto, drugs, booze, hell, gangsta, poor

5.

The portal of hell situated by the polluted sea, which contains imbred townies that work at Joyland (shaneeeeee).

"I hate Yarmouth"

(A child calls you a "fagin nig face") "Are you from Yarmouth" you reply.

6.

I can't argue with most of the other comments but Yarmouth has some great points and when I hear the South End Mentioned and painted in a bad light I have to tell you I sure like the people of the south I would trust them over the other jokers here in Yarmouth. So now these very very self-important wealthy people here have a problem.......right now I am going to prevent them from destroying the most beautiful street in our Town....Forest Street..they want to destroy the trees and the historic Victorian street and make it a major truck route. type in your web browser yarmouthstreetscape go to Let's Watch Old Yarmouth Die and help

.No You are Wrong...that is not a flock of the rare Three-Toed Woodpecker...That is . . . . . our . . .Yarmouth Town Council...Now some of these Councilors Do Not Want To Protect . . . . This Historic Streetscape.......Lets Find Out Why..maybe we can do some INTERVIEWS.

7.

Well- this little beast of a town is home to many a monstrosity. for example rushton,kayleighpig monkey and ocean rooms. Also the infamous Gravy the tramp whom holiday makers travell for miles to meet- he's even on the post cards! In yarmouth all tramps are known fondly by name and we would gladly spare the 10p left over from a fresh bag of greasy chips. Cat weasel, Gordon and Jesus man are all well known and much loved members of our small community+ portugese.

Streets are paved in the finest canine feaces which can be found in liquid state or solid. Sometimes even a gas.

Another installment by Paradiddle pro and hot on the scene Jadeskellington- PUMPKIN QUEEN!

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, whats that smell?"

"I dunno, but i just love that poopin aroma"

" Mum, mum, where we goin on holiday this year? Little jimmy is going to disney land!"

"well, were going to.......... Yarmouth son!"

"Woow- i love you mum"-

"Yaaaaaaaaaay!"


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