Yarn Gargler Edit Meaning

1. An ample, round, luscious bosom reminiscent of a Varalaxmi statue in its perfection. Must be at least a D cup, and no sagging is allowe..

1. Be quiet. In other words, shut your freakin' mouth. "Zip it Paul! You're so obnoxious." See Melissa..

1. The ability to style your hair into a mohawk in the shower using shampoo. Allison's hair is so short she can now shohawk her hair...