What is Yarnton?
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Usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. Specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are "Huus veys Baby" and "but ive not finished yet". Sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. Also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. You wouldnt want him to babysit for you, or even your worst enemy.
Yarnton - coffin raider
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A painfully sharp fart.
"i say georgina i just trumped a hamper of arsecutlery, my ringpiece feels like you've had at it with..
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Saying yea and ow at the same time.
Bud: Hey Matt.
Matt: Slaps Buds butt.
Bud: Yaaaaaowww!
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The act of Ostegolating. Often used in conjunction with one "Static-X".
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