What is Yarnton?
1.
Usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. Specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are "Huus veys Baby" and "but ive not finished yet". Sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. Also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. You wouldnt want him to babysit for you, or even your worst enemy.
Yarnton - coffin raider
See
Random Words:
1.
Descriptive of a situation that may induce drama or otherwise result in a problem.
His collar may be issuematic.
See problematic, cont..
1.
Horny pirate talk, usually associated with lobsters and booties.
Argh the lobster is shivering me booty! That feels nice! Har har ARGH!..
