Yarnton

What is Yarnton?


1.

Usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. Specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are "Huus veys Baby" and "but ive not finished yet". Sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. Also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. You wouldnt want him to babysit for you, or even your worst enemy.

Yarnton - coffin raider

See norman bates, sloth, meat pie


50

Random Words:

1. A place or situation you encounter and does not meet your expectations in any way. Man, I booked this vacation in the Caribbean in a 5 ..
1. A fresh poo, still piping hot from the delivery canal. "I heard your cat died. Man, that really sucks the hot log." See hot,..
1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..