What is Yarnton?
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Usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. Specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are "Huus veys Baby" and "but ive not finished yet". Sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. Also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. You wouldnt want him to babysit for you, or even your worst enemy.
Yarnton - coffin raider
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A modern male adept at the art of improvising in gender neutral situations.
The sort of man who might carry a mini-leatherman AND a UMP..
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The act of putting ones hairy balls on the chest of a woman while receiving oral.
While Lauren was on her back, I stuck my cock in her ..
