What is Yarnton?
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Usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. Specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are "Huus veys Baby" and "but ive not finished yet". Sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. Also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. You wouldnt want him to babysit for you, or even your worst enemy.
Yarnton - coffin raider
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The act of decapiating someone and proceeding to have intercourse with the their esophagus.
After decapitating the man, Samuel then had..
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Wanting to fuck someone because you're wicked mad at them. Can also be used as revenge, in a non-rape sort of a way.
Kevin spent a..
