What is Yarnton?
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Usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. Specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are "Huus veys Baby" and "but ive not finished yet". Sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. Also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. You wouldnt want him to babysit for you, or even your worst enemy.
Yarnton - coffin raider
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You, sir, are invited to a bout of pugilism outwith this public house.
Haw you ya dafty, yer tea's oot...
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Maybe a night animal. Someone who is awake until deep in the night, or all night long, but only on certain days. Usually, this counts fo..
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a penis
ow! there goes my vagina cable
See dick, slong, tally wacker..
