What is Yarnton?
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Usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. Specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are "Huus veys Baby" and "but ive not finished yet". Sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. Also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. You wouldnt want him to babysit for you, or even your worst enemy.
Yarnton - coffin raider
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the hanging mass that often sways just between the knees of morbidly obeise females.
Your momma is so fat she nearly trips on her own p..
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The act of a person being a bitch with only their eyes.
That hoe was just eye-bitching my shoes!
See bitch, slut, skank..
