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What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you..
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Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.
Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watso..
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First time smoker, when they inhale for the first time, they cough up all the smoke.
Here take a hit of this... COUGH UHHUGH... ah, vir..