What is Yarp?
1.
Derivative of yup, usually said rather quickly.
"Hey, you goin' to the mall?"
"Yarp!"
2.
used to give an affirmative response. Made popular by the British Comedy, Hot Fuzz and Yarp.
noun. "Do you understand?" "Yaaarp."
verb. "I wonder if anyone will come to my party. I'd better yarp it
stat ."
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3.
Yes or yay;used many times after a question
Do you want to go SHOPPING!!!!
YARP!!!!
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4.
A cross between a yawn and a burp. Often occurs when an individual is having a long, deep, drawn out yawn and accidentally swallows a quantity of air, then releases that air with a gentle burping noise at the end of the yawn.
Yaaaaaaaaaaawwwww- urp!
"You just yarped."
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5.
y-you
a-are
r-really
p-pretty
"yarp!"said peach "wat does that mean?" said strawberry
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6.
Performing any sexual activity to a vagina while it is on it's menstruating cycle, AKA it's period. sexual intercourse, finger blast or eating out all apply
Present:
guy: "i wanna fuck!"
ugly whore: "i'm on my period, so you'll have to yarp me instead"
guy: "yarp yarp!"
Past
guy: "i yarped the shit out of this broad last night, my fingers and cock are still covered in period blood. same with my teeth"
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7.
a cross betwen a ucalele and a banjo.
we play yarps at our polka parties.
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