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Dropping your phone in a body of water multiple times.
Yeah, sorry you couldnt get a hold of me for a few days...I pulled A-Michelle.
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Being in a state of psychosis where you believe everything is alright, going to be alright, always has been alright. A kind of self-delu..
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when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.
Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then..