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A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.
When the last scrap of toilet paper..
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A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slowe..
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The cluster of paper napkins left on the table after eating a messy meal.
The waiter should have cleaned up my paper-phernalia when he ..