What is Yawn Rape?
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The act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn.
NB. One who yawn rapes is a yawn rapist, and one can be "yawn-raped"
Keith yawn raped Vince.
Keith is a yawn rapist.
Keith was proscecuted for yawn rape.
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2.
Defined by Russell Howard as 'when someone sticks their finger down someones throat mid yawn'
Usually causes coughing in the victim
'Omg I was yawning in Law when that guy next to me totally yawn raped me'
'YAWN RAPE'
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Random Words:
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Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.
Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM..