Yawn Rape

What is Yawn Rape?


1.

The act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn.

NB. One who yawn rapes is a yawn rapist, and one can be "yawn-raped"

Keith yawn raped Vince.

Keith is a yawn rapist.

Keith was proscecuted for yawn rape.

See yawn, rape, keith, rapist, raped

2.

Defined by Russell Howard as 'when someone sticks their finger down someones throat mid yawn'

Usually causes coughing in the victim

'Omg I was yawning in Law when that guy next to me totally yawn raped me'

'YAWN RAPE'

See yawning, rape, russell howard, finger, throat


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