Yawnalogue

What is Yawnalogue?

1) A monologue so thin in substance or awkwardly long it forcibly produces yawning.

2) An attempt at a saying something longer than a few words while yawning.

"Bill's speech this morning was such a yawnalogue! 20 minutes about nothing. My jaw can barely move it's so sore."

"That's what she said."

See monologue, boring, yawn, speech

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