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When you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to cum you pull your cock out and spit on her back to make her think you jiz..
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When you break-up with a girl who treated you like crap and cheated on you, and your friends tell you not to talk to her after the break..
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Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.
We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrive..