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Australian phrase meaning: On the double. Super quick. ASAP. Right now. Without having a wank first.
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The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses..
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The sexually aroused male penis.
After an invigorating session of felatio, Susan grabbed my yogurt canon and aimed it at her creamy wh..