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A woman so ugly that fucking her is only possibly with the use of two bags: One over her head, and a second bag over your own head in c..
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the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
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When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.
Common man, flush a secon..