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An emergency need for a dessert.
Customer:*pounds on table at restaurant*
Waiter: *comes over* "May I help you?"
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an alcoholic beverage that consists of beer, vodka, lemonade, and mountain dew (or sprite)
Michelle was completely wasted after 3 cups ..
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A 17 year old who can't get a bj. he also douches his asshole on a rugular basis and tries to perform the clit waffle on himself!
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