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Women, wear your badge of 'single-ness' proudly. I like being single. Getting involved is scary. Here's why:
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To punch someone in the undies. With your penis usually.
Me: How was your date last simo? Any undie punching?
Simo: Hell yeah, was awe..
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To cock-up something.
Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.
Guy: How did your dr..