Yeartardedness

What is Yeartardedness?


1.

An affliction suffered by millions of people starting in January and lasting 2 to 3 weeks. Said afflicted unconciously write the dates on checks, forms, documents, etc. as the date from the previous year.

Bank Teller: "Sir, you wrote the date on your check as 1/3/2008. Its actually 1/3/2009."

Me: "Damn my yeartardedness!"

See new years, dumb, stupid, retard, idiot


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