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A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard
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Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive od..
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When you take a shit and then put it in some one's microwave and then start the timer
So I was rimming this fat bitch and then I s..