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Hahah! You just got bit by a fucking vampire, bitch. Wait 3 days, motherfucker.
Man 1: Did you watch that movie last night?
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A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
"I'm jus..