Yehudianity

What is Yehudianity?


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like christianity vs catholicism,

Yehudianity (vs yehudism) is a laidback conglomeration of jewish practices, with a smattering of other peoples traditions, like chistmas, thrown in for fun.

Basicaly a feel-good version of yehudism similar to reform, but more true to jewish principles (like not getting tattoos, resting on the 7th day, kashrut, literacy and a knowledge of history, sunday school, torah of some sort, and all the cool jewish holidays...)

"dude, wtf's your religon?!"

mumbled reply:

"Yehudianity"

or

"wow, those yehudians sure are cool! I'm gonna setup a trust fund promoting their cause. Yeah!"

See religion, indie, jewish, rasta, scatting


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