Yelex Edit Meaning

1. when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging. Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression. ..

1. A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack..

1. To masturbate while cutting yourself and crying, just to prove how hardcore you are. You aren't hardcore if you don't Emobate...