What is Yelf?
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Verb. To yelf is to prod someone in the small of the back with a turgid penis, whilst laying in bed together.
Often this is a hopeful, unspoken gesture intended to instigate sexual gratification, but it may also be a side-effect of
Christopher casually yelfed the girl he had hooked up with the previous evening, but she was clearly more interested in sleep than morning sex.
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2.
he whom pnws noods not very well
"Yelf u really suck at pwning noods"
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to collect phone numbers from women.
Lets play 1-800 collect 2nite...
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very; extremely; to the utmost degree to which it is attainable; moreso than normal.
"It was as cold as all get out. Seriously. ..
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to give someone your virginity.
"baby, you can have me"
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