What is Yelf?
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Verb. To yelf is to prod someone in the small of the back with a turgid penis, whilst laying in bed together.
Often this is a hopeful, unspoken gesture intended to instigate sexual gratification, but it may also be a side-effect of
Christopher casually yelfed the girl he had hooked up with the previous evening, but she was clearly more interested in sleep than morning sex.
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2.
he whom pnws noods not very well
"Yelf u really suck at pwning noods"
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to rain very hard with large rain drops.
"This morning it was raining pitchforks and nigger babies."
See soaker, hard rain
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adjective, from homosexual + dramatic irony: when everyone realizes that you're gay...except YOU.
Did you see Wes trying to pick u..