What is Yelf?
1.
Verb. To yelf is to prod someone in the small of the back with a turgid penis, whilst laying in bed together.
Often this is a hopeful, unspoken gesture intended to instigate sexual gratification, but it may also be a side-effect of
Christopher casually yelfed the girl he had hooked up with the previous evening, but she was clearly more interested in sleep than morning sex.
See
2.
he whom pnws noods not very well
"Yelf u really suck at pwning noods"
See
Random Words:
1.
adj. - a woman that in no conceivable way would have sex with the other parties at hand. Out of his league, untouchable or "only in..
1.
1.Sitting backwards on the commode, making the genitalia face the back of the toilet, and proceding to deficate, leaving an enlongated s..