Yelf

What is Yelf?


1.

Verb. To yelf is to prod someone in the small of the back with a turgid penis, whilst laying in bed together.

Often this is a hopeful, unspoken gesture intended to instigate sexual gratification, but it may also be a side-effect of morning glory.

Christopher casually yelfed the girl he had hooked up with the previous evening, but she was clearly more interested in sleep than morning sex.

See yelf, erection, prod, morning glory

2.

he whom pnws noods not very well

"Yelf u really suck at pwning noods"

See noob, yelf, suck, well


24

Random Words:

1. A sock covered hand used for the absorbtion of semen during masturbation. It's alright, I caught it all with the jizz puppet. See..
1. Alia(see Alia) is the designated Queen of France, Neo-France specifically (see Neo-France) married to Jen (see King of France) Alia: I&..
1. w/f/e is an add on to w/e(What ever) meaning What Fucking Ever. Used for situations in witch one person doesn't give a shit about s..