Yellow Light

What is Yellow Light?


1.

a traffic light that stands for "FLOOR IT"

the light turned yellow, so i floored that bitch and sped through the intersection

2.

a traffic light that indicates you should speed through the intersection and tag the roof of your car. This earns you five minutes of free sex with the person of your choice that night. Multiple tags earn cumulative minutes, but the minutes expire before the next morning.

variation: kissing the fingertips of the hand before tagging the ceiling with it.

3.

The middle light on a streetlight that signals drivers to speed up because a red light is coming.

a hard working american driving to work aproaches an intersection with a green light, then suddenly it becomes a Yellow Light, he then accelerates to 65 miles an hour to reach it before it becomes red.

See green light, speed bump, red light


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