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The anniversary of the date when you decided to become a vegitarian.
It's my 10 year vegitaversary today - let's celebrate wi..
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when your dad's farts smell so bad that you knock yourself out rather then sitting there and smelling it.
Phillip's dad farte..
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When one of your friends arrives with an ugly date.
Damn Katie, did you lose a bet?
See blind date, ugly girl..