What is Yellow Pages?
1.
1) Big book which has many uses
2) your history coursework after you've "accidently"
1) Uses of the yellow pages;
Finding dominatrixes
Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss
Destroying your enemies
Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies
and many, many more
2)
Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"
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Random Words:
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The act of eating a girls period blood out of her vagina
Why is Jon's mouth have a red stain around it?
He had italian soup for..
1.
A large metallic ball used to weigh down and essentially work out the vaginal muscles in order to increase cock takeage.
I found my mom..