Yellow Pages

What is Yellow Pages?

1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.

1) Uses of the yellow pages;

Finding dominatrixes

Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

Destroying your enemies

Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies

and many, many more

2)

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

See wet, pee, book, number, ass, piss

Janne Warmonster

1. The Janne Warmonster is Finlands answer to the Lock Ness Monster of Scotland. This myphical being is said to be able to play awesome key..

[like The Dickens]

1. unjustly overbearing, irrationally, to be unjust like Scrooge, ridiculous, unfair, "it's hot like the Dickens" (said in ..

Band Slut

1. A woman who performs sexual favors on band members. Usually this is to heighten their status in the live music scene. Some women look up..

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