Yellow Pages

What is Yellow Pages?


1.

1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.

1) Uses of the yellow pages;

Finding dominatrixes

Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

Destroying your enemies

Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies

and many, many more

2)

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

See wet, pee, book, number, ass, piss


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