Yellow Pages

What is Yellow Pages?

1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.

1) Uses of the yellow pages;

Finding dominatrixes

Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

Destroying your enemies

Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies

and many, many more

2)

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

See wet, pee, book, number, ass, piss

Bud Lightweight

1. Someone who can't handle very much "Bud" (Budweiser) or "bud" (marjuana). Whoa! Mrs. Johnson sure got wasted ..

W00txors

1. "w00t" = a term like "Alright!/YEAH!" "xors" futhers this method of excitement. I HAVE CABLE MODEM NOW! ..

Quoof

1. When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can hap..

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