Yellow Pages

What is Yellow Pages?

1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.

1) Uses of the yellow pages;

Finding dominatrixes

Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

Destroying your enemies

Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies

and many, many more

2)

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

See wet, pee, book, number, ass, piss

Utterpuss

1. An alternative name for dairy products. But mainly milk. "hey- callie, ya want some utterpuss?"..

W.t.f.a.y.g.?

1. where the fuck are you going? used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..

Fagooligan

1. a portmanteau of faggot and hooligan Michael is a fagooligan, doing the shuffle at prom. See fag, faggot, hooligan, queer, homo..

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