What is Yellow Pages?
1.
1) Big book which has many uses
2) your history coursework after you've "accidently"
1) Uses of the yellow pages;
Finding dominatrixes
Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss
Destroying your enemies
Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies
and many, many more
2)
Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"
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Extremely attractive and equally fantastic rugby player who has the ability to play both centre and wing.
Ummmm Ollie is great
2.
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crappy chinese food.
waitress: you rike some food?
Me: yeah anything but the moo goo gai pan. It gave me the shits last night.
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