Yellow Pages

What is Yellow Pages?

1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.

1) Uses of the yellow pages;

Finding dominatrixes

Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

Destroying your enemies

Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies

and many, many more

2)

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

See wet, pee, book, number, ass, piss

Vaclempt

1. To appear extremely distraught or stressed. Before Ronnie was going to beat the shit out of Jimmy, Jimmy looked very vaclempt. Another..

Dunderhead

1. A person with no intelligence Idiot, Plonker, Pillock,Klutz Dunce,Numskull, Blockhead, Bonehead, Lunkhead, Hammerhead, Knucklehead, Mu..

You Would Like

1. To confirm that you would have sex with that individual Example Dale is speaking to Ellis Dale "You knpow Jennifer Aniston?"..

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