Yellow Pages

What is Yellow Pages?


1.

1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.

1) Uses of the yellow pages;

Finding dominatrixes

Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

Destroying your enemies

Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies

and many, many more

2)

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

See wet, pee, book, number, ass, piss


89

Random Words:

1. Used in the teenager sketch in little britain. Teacher: Why havnt you done your homework Girl: I have T: No you havnt G: Yeahbutnobu..
1. the incredibly talented centre and sometime fullback of the brisbane broncos, kangaroos and Queensland! he is so hot and plays really go..
1. A chick who you can't stop fucking, but would never be seen in public with. A woman who owns your soul until you bust a nut on her..