What is Yellow Pages?
1.
1) Big book which has many uses
2) your history coursework after you've "accidently"
1) Uses of the yellow pages;
Finding dominatrixes
Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss
Destroying your enemies
Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies
and many, many more
2)
Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"
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Random Words:
1.
When you pretend to remember what happened last night.
"I think I had a good time last night but when he asked me if I enjoyed it ..
