Yellow Pages

What is Yellow Pages?

1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.

1) Uses of the yellow pages;

Finding dominatrixes

Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

Destroying your enemies

Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies

and many, many more

2)

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

See wet, pee, book, number, ass, piss

Zitoo.

1. A person that is; <big><big>1.Jerk</big> The kind of guy most girls ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Guy..

Qlimc

1. Quietly Laughing In My Cube. 15:50:45 @<epoch> "masturbate on every movie i see a girl with"? 15:50:53 @<epoch> ..

Dozzlefutz

1. n. Any situation in which your iguana runs out of ammunition. "Wow, we're in a dozzlefutz. Fuck."..

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