Yellow Pages

What is Yellow Pages?

1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.

1) Uses of the yellow pages;

Finding dominatrixes

Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

Destroying your enemies

Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies

and many, many more

2)

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

See wet, pee, book, number, ass, piss

Uncle Eirc Hou

1. The guy who throws people out the windo when mad or angry...especially when awaken...lol *snooze snooze* *loud noise* "GRRR!!!!!..

Zoomger

1. Noun; a wild flying fuzzy pig-turtle found in the outskirts of Antarctica. Zoomger, Zoomgers Oh Em Gee! I just saw a zoomger! See pig..

Qwertyectomy

1. To surgically remove keys from the keyboard for the purpose of cleaning underneath. because the underside of the 'T' Key look..

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