Yellow Pages

What is Yellow Pages?

1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.

1) Uses of the yellow pages;

Finding dominatrixes

Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

Destroying your enemies

Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies

and many, many more

2)

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

See wet, pee, book, number, ass, piss

Love Womp

1. To feel such great love for someone that you have a need to attack their crotch with an amazing uppercut. I gave her my love womp last ..

Ohmygodsogood

1. oh my god so good, but just said really fast. see emma, told you so. that red hot chili peppers concert was ohmygodsogood. See oh, my,..

Split Orange

1. A vagina wherein the labia, vulva, etc. are concealed within the labia majoris. Imagine taking an orange and cutting down the side of it..

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