Yellow Pages

What is Yellow Pages?

1) Big book which has many uses

2) your history coursework after you've "accidently" pissed on it.

1) Uses of the yellow pages;

Finding dominatrixes

Making short/dumpy girls easier to kiss

Destroying your enemies

Fuel for your fire, when you run out of babies

and many, many more

2)

Jack: "OH! SHIT! I just pissed on my History coursework! just look at these yellow pages!"

See wet, pee, book, number, ass, piss

Henhousing

1. Stuffin around like an old chook. Pecking a lot, but not laying eggs. Procrastinating. Indecisive. Would you blokes stop henhousing and..

Zutto

1. "Forever" or "Always" when translated from Japanese. "Aishite imasu, zutto zutto, koishii." translation:..

Laptop Dance

1. Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance. Dude a had a major boner t..

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