What is Yellow Shoelaces?
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Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.
Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.
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Origin, Florida, 2004
The act of poking someone in the eye with a Snicker's bar, while afterwards saying "I didn't do it..
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someone who has a rather small penis.
"Get away from me you damn pappalardo!"
See small dick..