What is Yellow Shoelaces?
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Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.
Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.
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A hand job, manual stimulation.
Me: Hey, that slut give you head?
Roommate: No, she took me to a Jackson Five concert though.
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