Yellow Shoelaces

What is Yellow Shoelaces?


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Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.

Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.

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