What is Yellow Shoelaces?
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Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.
Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.
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A person, usually of the male gender, who longs for andor appreciates other males and their sexual presence, specifically the other male..
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That part of your anus that sticks out when you "squeeze".
Ouch! My klapperkloo hurts!
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