What is Yellow Shoelaces?
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Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.
Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.
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to fellate one's own penis with the aid of a harness and an intricate system of pulleys.
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After Dropping the Cosbys at the pool, to have to return to continue the act of doing so.
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