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Before having sex with a virgin, stick an egg in her vag. As you're fucking her, you scramble up that egg and beat it up real good...
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You've heard of the ugly cry... You cry so hard you look in the mirror to see how bad you look. This is the ugly laugh.
When you..
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while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend&apo..
