What is Yenaled?
1.
A once common marketplace term, yenaled has been perverted from the phrase "a yen of lead". Traders often swapped their goods for bags laiden with lead as it was very valuable at that time. the term "yen" was used as the name of the arbitary unit, eg. a yen of lead (yenaled), or 2 yens of lead (2 yenaleds).
the term is still in use today to mean "a shit load of".
Oldé Example:
<Tradesmen> How much is this pig worth?
<Merchant> I'll trade for 2 yenaleds.
New Example:
<Squirrel> I have a yenaled of money, man.
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2.
to know a thing or two about a thing or two.
<squirrel> you don't know *nothing*
<robot> i'm freakin *yenaled*, biatch.
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3.
One who casts spells on jelly doughnuts, so they may be used for aerial transportation.
John called the local yenaled so he could get to Leicester in a jiffy.
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4.
One who wishes for perfection, but settles for less. MUCH less.
"I love butter, but margarine will do for now." -- yenaled
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5.
The epitome of vodka consumption.
Yenaled stared at the pile of burning alcohol, speechless at the atrocity. "But why?" he asked, "Why is the vodka gone?"
6.
poo smells yenaled
<yen> I SMELL POO.
<yen> I WANT TO POO ON EVERY CONTINENT.
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7.
A small furry type of midgit found only in the mountains of troodos, Cyprus.
The small furry yenaled faught bravely in the battle for middle earth. Little did they realise they were only consuming cucumber sandwiches and not eating the enemy alive.
