Yeppellish

What is Yeppellish?


1.

Displaying the characteristics of the famous professional gambler from Alwoodley, who goes by the name of "Yeppell".

Examples of Yeppellish behaviour includes:

- Using any special occasion as an excuse to wear a suit (preferably white) and hire out a limo

- Drinking champagne

- Driving a silver 206

- Wearing shades

- Clubbing attire consisting of white loafers and a shirt with only 2 buttons done up

- Being obsessed with "birds and stuff"

- Listening to cheesy dance tunes e.g. bodyrockers

- Owning fcuk garments

- Having one pint then going onto the smirnoff ices

- Regularly perusing markets

- Getting into debt

- Refusing to get a job other than for YTV/Steve

- Purchasing stuff thats sold out in leeds and can only be obtained in catalogues e.g. Timberland boots, Klaus Kobec watch (rrp £900)

- Haggling down the price of a taxi home from £12 to £10 - "we can get it cheaper"

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