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During an attempt to grow one's hair long, the point at which you look like a tool because the hair is both too long and too short ..
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An early proginator to the now common cellphone used in the early 1900's as a form of "portable Telegraph".
I say Morris..
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McDonald's standard breakfast fare
"Hi, welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
"Yeah, gimme a McShitm..