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When you use the bathroomfor urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecateits number two.
When you use it to masturbate ..
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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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The best thing ever said. EVER.
no srsly
Guy "yo yo yo rock sucks because it ain't gangsta like us"
Me "Ummm.......