Yerk Toader

What is Yerk Toader?

When you use either your shit or someone elses shit as lubricant to masterbate.

1.

John: I ran out of lotion to jack-off last night so I just yerk toaded.

Bill: You mean you are a yerk toader?

2.

John: Mary your ass is so hot I would love to hit that.

Mary: Better yet why don't you watch me shit and you can yerk toad.

John: Damn that sounds like fun!

See jack-off, masturbate, lubricant

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