Yernk

What is Yernk?

1) to yoink (steal)

2) to yoink (masturbate)

1) He yernked a french fry from his buddy's plate.

2) His mother barged in and caught him yernking to Playboy.

See yoink, jerk off, spank it, jack off

Z-axis

1. When having sex, move left to right, as opposed to up and down or forward and back, this is most easlily done by laying on a sleeping ba..

Running Like A Fat Kid Chasing An Ice Cream Truck

1. To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory. I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe wa..

Zifko

1. adj ; meaning "gods gift to women" a man who has everything that any woman could ever want. Dude, that guy is a total zifko..

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