Yesterbate

What is Yesterbate?

Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."

Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and then my dog walked in and one thing led to another.

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The Ribbon Dancer

1. When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashio..

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