Yeti Edit Meaning

1.

A fat and ugly female, often accompanied by facial hair including side burns. In even more extreme cases the yeti carrys along a "package", or even the full package including chest hair. When viewed often the viewer feels slightly nauseas and dizzy. Try no to stare at yetis too long, because if they catch you looking at them they will feel threatened and start throwing dangle berriesor shit nuggets.

Roy: uhg.. that nicole is such a yeti

Jim: i know man i'm gunna throw up

Roy: o shit shes coming over here

Jim: ah! fuck, i just got hit with a shit nugget

Roy: OMG!! run for your life

See sasquatch, ugly, fat, tranny

2.

Also known as the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. Next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune.

For centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the Yeti.

See AYB

3.

The Yeti is a foul monster; that is much like a giant monkey like human, that goes to my school. The one that is seen at my school I belive is female(not sure). How you can call or communicate it is by making a sound much like the sound of what is called a Wookie; from Star Wars. Most Yeti's; at least the one that goes to my school, is excessivly hairy(thats why they invented nair). I would best adivse to stay away from this fuglybeast. BEWARE THE YETI!

"Dont, go by that Yeti it might bite and give you AIDS"

See yeti, hairy, beast, big foot

4.

Yeti: In other cases my ex girlfriend. Shes stinky and sounds like a wookie from star wars. She looks like one too and I hate her Fucking hair. She has rather large feet and looks like her father. All she eats is fish and tries to speak Japanese.

Bill: Omg theres the Yeti what do we do?

Tom: Do you think we sould run?!

Bill: No...Lets kill it!

Tom: Ok!

Bill: *gets sledge hammer and beats the yeti's face in*

Tom: OMG THERES YETI BLOOD ALL OVER ME I'M GONNA GET AIDS!

Bill: its ok Tom I have an potion!

Tom: OKAY!

See japanese, yeti, hair, nair, potion, wtf

5.

When a man draws a face on his (preferably hairy) scrotum, then proceeds to stretch his scrotum out near someone's face. Idealy, the stretched out face on his scrotum will look like a big hairy yeti and frighten the victim.

When (insert name) woke up, he was suprised to see 3 of his friends giving him yetis.

See balls, ballsac

6.

A skier who clearly has no idea what they are doing. Usually seen flying down a hill with their jacket wide open and flapping in the wind, hair down and flowing, goggles askew, pizza square stance, and arms wide open with poles anywhere but where they are supposed to be.

"That yeti is gonna crash into a deer or tree if he doesn't stop soon"

See goomba, idiot, out of control, ski bunny

7.

A large humanoid creature. Residing in extreme northern climates or nor mountain peaks. Sometimes glimpsed during intense snow storms. Will sometimes leave large footprints in the snow. It;s droppings are also said to be large