What is Yexi?
1.
Chinese boys name, often given to children who are short and have an odd tendency to attempt to compensate for their small penises by having sex with pretty much everything in sight, they are also prone to violence, are highly hypocritical, watch to much porn and more often than not wish they were a character from FFVII.
girl: "Woah! who's that guy fucking the nintendo..."
Guy(without looking): that's just Yexi
Yexi: I don't like you using chopsticks
Guy: If you dont like what your looking at how about a blindfold, here's my fucking shoelace.
Guy: Whats the sound of a Chinamen falling down the stairs? Ching Chong Ching Chong
Yexi: What's the sound of a white racist getting stabbed.
Yexi: Mum we need more downloads 20Gb a day just isn't enough
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