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When you wank so hard that your dick starts to bleed so when you cum, your blood mixes with it thus creating jizz'n gore.
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A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "r..
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The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available ..