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Another Name For Toilet Paper
Guy 1: (Gets to end of roll) We need some more speed wipe
See speed, wipe, toilet, paper, toilet paper..
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The absolute perfect girl. Smart, beautiful, quirky and yet so refined.
Dang, if only she was like Ariel Wittenberg. Snap!..
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Hiding the weed (or another drug)
Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simp..