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When getting a rusty trombone you shit in the perons mouth
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when a guy goes to quick check and gets a 99cent slushie and he throws it on the girl and cums in her eye.
today Paul and steph pulled..
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A one-hander is when you only use one hand to open a soda can. This is accomplished by holding tight with the thumb and middle finger an..